How to Become Woke

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There are five easy ways to become woke.

Step one: Embrace Wokipedia

Step two: Become transgender.

Step three: Hate Elon Musk and Donald Drumpf.

Step four: Read the best and the worst so that you know what to pick for gaming.

Step five: You're woke now.