United States
| United States of America | |
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| "President" | Donald Drumpf |
| Government | Kleptocratic plutocratic dictatorship on top of a Liberal federal constitutional democratic republic |
The United States of America, commonly referred to as America or just the USA, is a secular federalist democratic republic, consisting of 50 states (25 of which have been co-opted and corrupted by white supremacists), the District of Columbia, and a dozen or so "unincorporated territories" which have been held hostage due to domestic political disputes caused by Republicans. The United States was founded on the principles of liberalism - based on the ideas of John Locke and other philosophers of the Enlightenment - the ideas of inalienable rights, all men being equal, a lack of a state-established religion or language, and the concept that anyone can immigrate and become an American and live the American Dream.
Bordering our friendly neighbors Canada and Mexico, the United States is the third largest country in the world, and is currently the world's only superpower.
Donald Drumpf is, unfortunately, currently the "president" of the United States.
