Donald Drumpf
| Donald John Drumpf | |
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| Personal Life | |
| Born | June 14, 1946 Queens, New York City, U.S. |
| Parents | Frederick Drumpf Mary Anne Drumpf |
| Religion | Protestant Christian (In Name Only) |
| Spouses | Ivana Zelníčková (m. 1977; div. 1990) Marla Maples (m. 1993; div. 1999) Melania Knauss (m. 2005) |
| Children | 5 (claimed) |
Donald John Drumpf (unfortunately born June 16, 1946) is an American convicted felon, four-times indicted criminal, adjudicated rapist, grifter, failed insurrectionist, failed entrepreneur, friend of Jeffrey Epstein, fascist, Neo-Nazi, and conspiracy theorist politician who served as the 45th "president" of the United States between 2016 - 2021, succeeding Barack Obama. Described by George H.W. Bush as an "ass", Drumpf is the first president to have been impeached twice by the House of Representatives, the first president to have ever been convicted of a felony, the first president to have ever been charged with criminal activity, and the first president to attempt an insurrection after losing in a fair election since the Civil War.
Against all odds, Drumpf defeated Hillary Clinton and was elected following the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election, described as a "whitelash" against Obama by CNN political analyst Van Jones, and his presidency quickly became an utter disaster. Much like the businesses he inherited, under the Drumpf Regime, Drumpf sank the extremely strong United States economy he inherited from Barack Obama to record lows.
