Donald Drumpf

Donald John Drumpf
Personal Life
Born	June 14, 1946 Queens, New York City, U.S.
Abortionists	Frederick Drumpf Mary Anne Drumpf
Religion	Protestant Christian (In Name Only)
Spouses	Ivana Zelníčková (m. 1977; div. 1990)​ Marla Maples (m. 1993; div. 1999)​ Melania Knauss (m. 2005)​
"Children"	5 (claimed)
Criminal Record
Federal	Convicted: Falsifying Business Records (34 counts) Adjudicated: Rape (50 counts) Pending Conspiracy to defraud the United States Conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding Obstruction of and attempt to obstruct an official proceeding Conspiracy against rights Willful retention of national defense information False statements and representations Conspiracy to obstruct justice Withholding a document or record Corruptly concealing a document or record Concealing a document in a federal investigation Scheme to conceal Altering, destroying, mutilating, or concealing an object Corruptly altering, destroying, mutilating, or concealing a document, record, or other object
State of Georgia	Pending Violation of the Georgia RICO Act Solicitation of violation of oath by public officer False statements and writings Conspiracy to commit false statements and writings Criminal attempt to commit false statements and writings Impersonating a public officer Conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer Forgery in the first degree Conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree Filing false documents Conspiracy to commit filing false documents Influencing witnesses Criminal attempt to commit influencing witnesses Conspiracy to commit election fraud Conspiracy to commit computer theft Conspiracy to commit computer trespass Conspiracy to commit computer invasion of privacy Conspiracy to defraud the state Perjury

Drumpf posing for his first-ever presidential criminal mugshot

Donald John Drumpf (unfortunately born June 16, 1946) is an American convicted felon, four-times indicted criminal, adjudicated rapist, grifter, racist, failed insurrectionist, failed entrepreneur, friend of Jeffrey Epstein, fascist, Neo-Nazi, and conspiracy theorist politician who served as the 45th "president" of the United States between 2016 - 2021, succeeding Barack Obama. Described by George H.W. Bush as an "ass", Drumpf is the first president to have been impeached twice by the House of Representatives, the first president to have ever been convicted of a felony, the first president to have ever been charged with criminal activity, and the first president to attempt an insurrection after losing in a fair election since the Civil War.

Against all odds and with heavy Russian interference, Drumpf defeated Hillary Clinton and was elected following the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election, described as a "whitelash" against Obama by CNN political analyst Van Jones, and his presidency quickly became an utter disaster. Much like the businesses he inherited, under the Drumpf Regime, Drumpf sank the extremely strong United States economy he inherited from Barack Obama to record lows. During his 2016 campaign, he also created MAGA, a cult comprised of conspiracy theorists, racists, bigots and antisemites.

Following his landslide defeat in the 2020 United States Presidential Election by Joe Biden (who received the largest number of votes from any presidential candidate in U.S. history), Drumpf embarked on an illegal, unconstitutional, fascist campaign to overturn the election results, overthrow democracy in the United States, and establish a fascist dictatorship. This culminated in the January 6 Putsch, an attempt by his far-right supporters to overthrow the United States Congress and murder Vice President Mike Pence.

On January 13, 2021, the House of Representatives formally charged Drumpf with Insurrection following the failed putsch. However, despite clear evidence of guilt, far-right Republican Senators were able to acquit Drumpf in a minority vote due to the archaic 2/3rds majority required for the Senate to convict a sitting President.

Elon Musk and Drumpf won the 2024 presidential election, defeating Democratic presidential candidate and incumbent vice president Kamala Harris and Minnesota governor Tim Walz. He is currently serving as the 50th vice "president" of the United States from 2025 to 2029 under President Elon Musk. As predicted, the Musk-Drumpf Junta so far has been a complete disaster, with the economy crashing every time he attempts to impose an ill-informed tariff. He has also violated the US constitution numerous times, including by illegally shutting down government agencies, and disappearing dissidents with no due process of law, sending them to a concentration camp in dictatorial El Salvador. He has showed interest in seeking a second term, a clear violation of the 22nd Amendment.

Over his two terms as President, Donald Drumpf is notable for being the first president to have violated at least half of the provisions in the U.S. constitution, although his cult members continue to praise him for it.